RDP Sunday: Masterpiece

cup, spoon and fur

I decided to create a masterpiece
My cats were not so happy
I borrowed some of their fur
They really got quite snappy
Then someone stole my idea
of a fur cup and a spoon
Meret Oppenheimer got there first
So I found another tune

roschti and apple

I borrowed the cat next door
Put an apple in front of his head
He was not so very happy
And scratched me until I bled
And then I had a shock
Twas really quite unfit
Again someone was an original
An idea of Rene Magritte

arc and tree and fur transparent with arm

I had a brilliant idea
For this I used my arm
Suspended from a tree
But the police it did not charm
It was then I got arrested
for using an axe to chop
Eventually I managed to convince them
That I was using Photoshop

RDP Sunday: Masterpiece

FOWC with Fandango: Masterpiece

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I once wrote a book, actually not exactly. I had been writing blogs for some time. I was then about 15 years younger and I was at home convalescing from some sort of problem. I was bored as I usually am when I do nothing. To occupy myself I decided to write a book, have something in print. I did it in self-publishing as I was sure that no company in their right mind would publish it. A masterpiece it was not, just a collection of some short stories I had written. It was even available in Amazon for a while, but I just had a check and it is no longer there.

My Book
I had it published by a German book editing company and over the years I believe I had even sold 2 copies. I was not in it for fame or fortune, but just to have something in print. I still have a couple of copies at home.

This was a so-called one off for me. Having a book published, I discovered, is not so easy. I read each story many times to make sure there were no mistakes, but I am sure there were some that slipped through.

I did not get a Nobel of Pulitzer prize. Our local book shop in town took a couple of copies and I even had them sold, but by a couple of friends I knew.

 

FOWC with Fandango: Masterpiece