I do not mind it and find it a treat
I can live without it and enjoy a meal of veg
Variation in the diet does not put me on the edge
Today being a vegetarian is no longer the thing
You have to be vegan to give your food a ring
As a vegetarian I could eat fish
Today we let them swim, do not put them on the dish
I love animals no matter what they are
But if I was alone with a tiger, I would not get so far
If it was hungry I would not have a chance
He would devour me head to foot without spending a glance
Chronicles of an Anglo Swiss 