Dear Weather Gods
Please turn off the tap. Have you no sense of decency and pour water onto everything for three days non-stop. Already we have puddles everywhere, muddy traces of what you leave behind. Instead of wearing a light jacket, even a t-shirt, I am condemned to cover my body in a rain jacket.
I seems that the only fans you have are these creatures with their own rainproof covers. Even when the rain stops, we are inundated with these snails that appear from nowhere. Have a little mercy on the feet people like ourselves and let the sun shine again.
From a mere human whose bones are beginning to collect rust.FOWC with Fandabgo: Outrageous