RDP Tuesday: Spacious

Alps 07.03 (8)

“If it wasn’t for the mountains in between we would have so much more space.”

“What do you mean Mr. President?”

“What I say of course. All those peaks, going up and down. Get rid of them, flatten them. Think of the wonderful golf course that could be created.”

“But what about the people that like to climb mountains or even ski on the snow slopes.

“Stupid idea. Why climb mountains when you can use a golf trolley to travel from hole to hole. That is much more fun. Get rid of the mountains, then there is no need to go skiing. No the mountains have to go. I solve all my problems by eradication. Look at our wonderful country. It belongs to us and we do with it what we want to.”

“But the tourists?”

“Who needs tourists? They should stay where they are. As soon as you get tourists, they decide they want to stay and our country is overrun by unwanted visitors. We need space, not tourists.”

“But if we remove the mountains, what shall we do with the removed piles of earth.”

“Use your brain if you have one. Build a wall around our country with it, that will stop the unwanted entering.”

RDP Tuesday: Spacious

11 thoughts on “RDP Tuesday: Spacious

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  2. Oh the poor Swiss, wandern is one of their best loved passtimes…. or so I read! I wouldn’t know.
    And pls don’t tell any more (really funny!!!! ;)) stories involving one man with a peculiar skin colour and flying hair (and no, I’m not talking about BoJo, although that would go for him too!)

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    • I mentioned no names, just left it to the imagination. And BoJo, he’s fun. I am even following him in Facebook. He is really something different, I must admit, this has nothing to do with politics. And I am a cockney from the East End of London where the labour party got most votes, and the communist second most in the dock area.

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