“Who’s that bird that just arrived at the end?”
“No idea”
“Are you talking about me?”
“Just wondering. You cannot just perch in the middle without being allotted to your proper place.We have a range order here.”
“Where I come from we just take over where we land. We do not bother about discussions and now this is my place.”
“Who says so?”
“I do. No discussion, otherwise I will shut down the perch and you can all go. See how you like it having to move to another place and search for your food.”
“We don’t do things like that here. We have organisation so move your beak to somewhere else. Go find another wall to perch on. No room for bossy gulls here who think they can push there way into the line and take over. Go sit on the roof with the pigeons.”
“You have pigeons?”
“Loads of them.”
“OK I will go and organise them, don’t want any pigeons here. We should construct a wall to keep them out.”
Chronicles of an Anglo Swiss 
This is BRILLIANT SO clever, but kund of heartrending. I live how you have treated thus word.
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When one pigeon arrives, they all come, complete families and the mess they make, terrible.
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Oh I can imagine. I’d better see what I can come up with for the word soon! Yours is really good.
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Ooh. Those pigeons must be bad hombres. Build that wall! 😱
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I think more rooftops will be allotted to them. They just fly over the walls.
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A wall to protect from birds. Now there’s a great idea, eh?
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Although I think a new roof with a fence was going to be built
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Fake news! This doesn’t happen. 🙂
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Even the gulls have their problems
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