Feline RDP Tuesday Prompt: Feline Crepuscle

Tabby

Gather around kittens, this week we are going to test how good your sight is.

“Here I am holding up a paw, how many claws are there? What did you meow Tiddles, five? No, there are none. I only have five claws on each paw,  if I decide that I need to attack or defend, and we are now in school where we do not fight.”

“My mum said I should always have a few claws ready, never trust another feline.”

“Your mother is a wise cat Tiddles, but perhaps she is overdoing it.”

“My mum has fur hanging on her recycling box, all samples of the felines that wanted to see her claws. She also said if you don’t make me first in the class, she will also show you her claws.”

“To change the subject Tiddles, before we get involved in a claw dispute, what colour is my fur? Yes brown, and my eyes, also brown. Yes kittens we all have brown fur and brown eyes. And what colour is the grass? Who said green?”

“I did Mrs. Tabby. My mum said that all trees are green and grass as well.”

“Very good Tiddles, looks like you might become first in the class. Yes kittens everything in the feline world is various shades of brown with the exception of the plants, which are in various shades of green”

“But what about the flowers Miss?”

“No. Butch, all flowers are various shades of green.”

“But my mum said they could be red.”

“Yes red is could be, but then we are branching out into the human definition of colour. In the feline world, all colours are brown, or perhaps green.”

“Your mum is daft Butch, she is colour blind.”

“What did you say Tiddles? I will tell my mum and she will come and see you mum and they will both be seeing stars is all the twilight colours, show me your claws.”

“No problem Butch, my claws are sharper than yours.”

“Kittens calm down, we are having a civilised discussion on sight and not comparing claw lengths-”

“Miss Tabby, I have a suggestion.?=

“Yes Tiddles.”

“This is boring, can we compare claw measurements next week, my mum would be glad to assist.”

“Yes I am sure she would Tiddles.”

“But I bet my mum has the longer and sharper claws than your mum.”

“Butch, Tiddles, calm down, life is not based on claw length.”

“That’s what my mum said Miss Tabby. It all has to do with the fur samples hanging on the recycling box.”

“Of course Tiddles, five points for paying attention. And now you all go home and scratch some paw samples in the pieces of wood I am giving you for homework.”

Feline RDP Tuesday Prompt: Feline Crepuscle

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