Mabel wanted to be queen of the coup
If only she could fly
Dancing a pirouette with her dainty feet
Was something she could try
The rooster was not very impressed
to see her long bare legs
He only had one interest
To fertilise her eggs
She buried herself in a pile of straw
The farmer was distressed
She was the best laying hen
And now she had left the nest
He threatened the rooster with being replaced
and to remove his feathery head
If he did not apologise to Mabel
And invite her to grace his bed
The rooster crowed “Mabel lay more eggs,
and you will be my queen
And now they live together in bliss
With eggs galore between
The other hens began to moan that Mabel got it all
The rooster worked day and night to ensure his head doesn’t fall
Two hundred hens kept him busy and then he was not so thrilled
He was exhausted when he met the fox
It was then that he got killed
There is a moral to this story, treat all your hens the same
They can get jealous if one is the queen,
Being rooster is not a game.
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Even chickens have their problems.
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Serious business, being a rooster. ๐
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Definitely
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I was feeling a little bad for the rooster… LOL
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Roosters fight for a place in the coop
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So funny ๐คฃ๐คฃ. I loved it!
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Poor Rooster. He tried so HARD!
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At least he had some fun, before he went. Most of them don’t get that far.
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Always enjoy your verses.
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Aww the poor rooster, wishing him a peaceful coop on the other side of the rainbow ๐
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He was lucky to become a rooster, some don’t get a chance after they leave the egg.
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Hilarious! The photo the chicken showing her, uh….tush, is a riot!
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She was flirting with the rooster
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