Clichés become clichés for a reason. Tell us about the last time a bird in the hand was worth two in the bush for you.
“No felines, I know what you are thinking, but this is a daily prompt for me, not for you and it says “A bird in the hand” not a paw.”
“Ok Mrs. Human” said Tabby, “agree, but what brilliant idea and memory do you have in this context?”
“Err, well I am thinking about it.”
“Exactly Mrs. Human, Tabby and I do not even have to think about it, the answer is quite clear. Even Fluffy our apprentice knows the answer to that one, agreed Fluffy.”
Nera the chief feline, always had the last word.
“Of course Nera. Mrs. Human first of all this cliché originated in Egypt many years ago at the time of Bast. Actually I believe she invented it. The original phrase was “A bird in the paw is worth two in the cornfield”. There were not many bushes around in Egypt at that time, but lots of corn.”
“You see, Mrs. Human, even Fluffy knows the answer to that. It is integrated in feline life. Humans stole the idea from us and reversed it to suit themselves, as usual. Do I have to explain further, the case is quite clear.”
I wanted to tell Nera that her words of wisdom were not actually necessary, but she continued all the same.
“Just look out of the window Mrs. Human, what do you see?”
“My garden.”
“No, Mrs. Human, what is in the garden, that is important. A food station for felines, commonly known in the human language as bird house. What do you put in the bird house?”
“Nera that is quite obvious, I put food in the bird house for the birds.”
“To continue, the bird house is for attracting birds, a type of nourishment that is very welcome to the feline taste buds. The problem is that the birds are sitting on the bird house and munching away at the food, so we felines have to make decisions. The bird is not yet in the paw. However, with some patience it might happen that a bird will decide to sit on the ground after feeding, to encourage the digestion. It is then that I, Tabby and Fluffy enter the stage, speaking figuratively. We sit and watch, and slowly put one paw in front of the other, not making a sound, reducing the distance between ourselves and our next meal. We have an unsuspecting bird in front of us and the quieter we are the more the chance.”
“Nera, I did not put the bird house in the garden as an alternative to your vitamine rich pellets that I feed you with.”
“Mrs. Human would you rather eat a plate of dry food than a nice juicy steak.”
“But dry food is not something that humans eat. It would be difficult to swallow.”
“Exactly Mrs. Human, but we feline victims of the human way of life, are expected to relish a dish of chicken flavoured brown pellets and swallow it. Then we drink a bowl of liquid to wash it down. The only remark I hear is “the felines have drunk a lot today”. What do you expect? We need a highlight to our boring meals now and again. Fresh bird meat is a delicacy. Not only do we have the fun of the hunt, but a reward afterwards if we catch the bird in our paw. Hence “A bird in the paw is worth two in the birdhouse.”
And Tabby and Fluffy both clapped with their paws and loud agreement in Meow was said. I decided there was nothing more intelligent to add to this conversation. Feline remains feline.
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They have a point. Why eat hamburger meat when u can have steak? Or something like that.
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Poor pets. Such boring lives. Our dogs complain constantly about the quality of the vittles. Bonnie prefers fresh rat meat, but she’s a terrier through and through.
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Now and again they have a kill it yourself day but that usually applies to mice. The birds are too fast for them.
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My cats don’t care what I give them to eat, as long as it’s one or the other getting the lion’s share (When I put a piece of sliced ham or turkey near Goldie and Blackie tries to get at it, he growls and takes the meat to another corner of the kitchen).
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I had 3 felines, now only 2, but they all had their own preferences. The cat that went to the eternal corn chambers only really liked the vitamin pellets. Her litter sister loves a chip now and again and Fluffy eats anything.
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